I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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