Buhtt sex?
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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