just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
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This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
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I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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