Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
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