And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
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Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
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Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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