And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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