where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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