Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I want to walk on stilts...naked
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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