I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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