Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
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playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
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I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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