at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
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I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
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I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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