Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Randomize
