Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
The beer is more important than you right now.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
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This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
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I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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