That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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