are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
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when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
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You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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