Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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