Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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