taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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