don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Randomize
