super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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