Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
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Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
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I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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