is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Randomize
