Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
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Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
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the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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