she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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