this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
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