Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
My vagina just clenched in fear
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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