i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
im on a boat
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