Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
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Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
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Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize