I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
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So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
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Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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