jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
it's like iHOP with fire
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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