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Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
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clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
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I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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