I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
i dont even know how to be here
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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