I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
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We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
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I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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