you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
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You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
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I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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