Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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