Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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