No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
last night I used snow as a chaser
You don't make any sense
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