Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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