You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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