The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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