the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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