I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
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Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
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Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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