Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
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Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
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Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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