craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
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It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
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We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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