at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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