I just saw a hot homeless man
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
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just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
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"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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