you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
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eta to your mouth 5 minutes
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
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is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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