I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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