Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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