man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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