My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
either way he was missing a nipple.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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