"it" just moved
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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