did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
This beer is not sobering me up at all
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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