Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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