Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
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Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
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You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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