what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
This is my gift to your gina
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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