Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
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Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
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All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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