Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
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She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
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is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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