i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
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